Ban the user above you

3,304 replies77 participantsπŸ”’ Locked by QuickEagleThrone on Sep 20, 2011
Feb 22, 2010, 09:41 AM#1
The aim of the game is to think of a reason to ban the user above you. The reason can be as ridiculous as you want.

Since there is nobody above me I'll do myself.

Banned for starting a 'ban the user above you' thread.
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Sep 12, 2011, 01:25 AM#3201
Banned for commenting out the beginning and end of your function. In C#.NET, at least.
Sep 12, 2011, 02:34 AM#3202
banned because of fuck C#
I'll make my own and it starts right now!
<!sarcasm echo "This forum thread is super duper awesome" !/sarcasm>
Sep 12, 2011, 11:24 AM#3203
Banned because I don't even know what to put here any more.
Sep 12, 2011, 11:38 AM#3204
Banned because just make up some shit that has nothing to do with anything. that's what i do
Sep 12, 2011, 12:08 PM#3205
Banned because what you just stated was pretty relevant, so your argument is invalid.
Sep 12, 2011, 08:42 PM#3206
Banned because I have a seagull on my head, your argument is invalid
Sep 12, 2011, 08:51 PM#3207
Banned because I just finished a 500g box of grapes, so your argument is invalid.
Sep 12, 2011, 09:54 PM#3208
banned because of fuck C#
I'll make my own and it starts right now!
<!sarcasm echo "This forum thread is super duper awesome" !/sarcasm>


using System.IO;
public class Program
{

public void Sarcasm()
{
Console.WriteLine("This forum is super duper awesome!");
}

public void Main()
{
Sarcasm();
}
}

Fixed that for ya.
Sep 12, 2011, 11:17 PM#3209
banned because of fuck C#
I'll make my own and it starts right now!
<!sarcasm echo "This forum thread is super duper awesome" !/sarcasm>


using System.IO;
public class Program
{

public void Sarcasm()
{
Console.WriteLine("This forum is super duper awesome!");
}

public void Main()
{
Sarcasm();
}
}

Fixed that for ya.


section	.text
global _start

_start:

mov edx,len ;message length
mov ecx,msg ;message to write
mov ebx,1 ;file descriptor (stdout)
mov eax,4 ;system call number (sys_write)
int 0x80 ;call kernel

mov eax,1 ;system call number (sys_exit)
int 0x80 ;call kernel

section .data

msg db 'Banned because you never banned anyone.',0xa
len equ $ - msg
Sep 12, 2011, 11:59 PM#3210
Banned because I'm going to secretly install this kernel module ( https://github.com/fpletz/kernelroll ) on Jamza's PC.
Sep 13, 2011, 12:07 AM#3211
Banned for having the most ADORABLE avatar :3
Sep 13, 2011, 06:30 AM#3212
Banned because ur argument is invalid
Sep 13, 2011, 08:55 AM#3213
Banned because it's way too early
Sep 13, 2011, 12:53 PM#3214
Banned because I am tired of the fucking rain :(
Sep 13, 2011, 01:15 PM#3215
Banned because I am tired of the fucking rain :(

banned because you should use /weather stop
:v
Sep 13, 2011, 01:33 PM#3216
Banned for not realizing I was talking about real life
Sep 13, 2011, 01:41 PM#3217
Banned because there is no such thing as real life.

In answer to Queen's question (from Bohemian Rhapsody): "Is this the real life? Or is it just fantasy?"
The Answer: Fantasy.
Sep 13, 2011, 02:13 PM#3218
Banned because you watch too much movies (like Matrix, Avatar)
Sep 13, 2011, 02:52 PM#3219
Banned because he spends too much time on his computer =D
Sep 13, 2011, 03:32 PM#3220
banned for not getting my intentional pun
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