Ban the user above you

Banned because Wincecopter goes pokerface. Mind elaborating that code? xD

Banned for lack of C++ knowledge.
Jamza wrote in C++, because he is a badass and therefore codes in and understands C++.

Many C++ programs start out with the lines "#include <iostream>" and "using namespace std;", which basically regulates the input/output of a program. If someone else can put it into better words, please do so.

The "int main()" line starts the main function, which is all the code in between the two curly braces("{","}"). The next line, "cout << "YOU SUCK;", is a command that prints the words "YOU SUCK" on the screen.

The next line, "return 0;", ends the code.

If you tl;dr this, I will slam your penis in a car door.
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Banned because that makes things a little clearer. Sadly, I've barely started learning HTML, so this is a little out of my range at the moment.

Thanks for the help, btw

Banned because np, anytime.
Btw, HTML itself has nothing to do with programming, unless you learn JavaScript, PHP, or ASP

Banned because I was just told to start with HTML xD

Banned because you were told wrong. HTML is a markup language, not a programming language (its in the name, Hyper Text MARKUP LANGUAGE).

Learn PHP with it. It's a relatively simple programming language which can help you learn C syntax, useful for moving to C, C++, Java etc later on.

EDIT: I am the king.

Banned for taking my spot and shit FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Banned because only ASM pleases the gods.
(Not that i know much of it, just sayin' )

Banned because

section	.text
    global _start			;must be declared for linker (ld)

_start:					;tell linker entry point

	mov	edx,len	;message length
	mov	ecx,msg	;message to write
	mov	ebx,1	;file descriptor (stdout)
	mov	eax,4	;system call number (sys_write)
	int	0x80	;call kernel

	mov	eax,1	;system call number (sys_exit)
	int	0x80	;call kernel

section	.data

msg	db	'This is why you fail!',0xa	;our dear string
len	equ	$ - msg			;length of our dear string

Edit: FFS WHY U NO PRESERV TAB INDENTATION

Banned because I prefer assembling in real mode.

mov ah, 0x0e                ; BIOS teletype 
mov bx, 0x0007              ; display text at page 0x00, text attribute 0x07
[...]
int 0x10                    ; invoke BIOS

Feels more.. retro.

Banned because Hackjack think he'll getz u banned ^^

Banned because that's obviously never gonna happen.

Banned because I was quoting his rant of the moment.

Banned for doubting inevitable

Unbanned for not doubting me!

Banned for unbanning.

unbanned for banning
wat

Banned for defeating the purpose of the game.

Banned because you want us to. you hate this thread. You want it dead. But no.

Banned because who doesn't :3