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Jun 20, 2010, 08:00 PM#1
21:57 - Aya: i love being a student
21:57 - Aya: pissing in the sink instead of walking 5m extra to the toilet
21:57 - Aya: :')
21:58 - Karlicious: i shit in a cup
21:58 - Aya: O.O
21:58 - Aya: wat
21:58 - Aya: this is going on the forums

post your funny chatlogs.
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Jul 6, 2010, 01:32 PM#21
Now I see it!
Jul 14, 2010, 06:35 PM#22
(VIP) S1ke. Lil Panda : !motd
christian �<STEAM_0:1:25055958> spawned model models/props_wasteland/cargo_container01.mdl
Galax Moxis<STEAM_0:0:28284719> spawned model models/props_foliage/rock_coast02h.mdl
(ADMIN) Moglizorz: Find my chip then yo :P
(VIP) S1ke. Lil Panda : I do not accept the rules.
(VIP) S1ke. Lil Panda : I do not accept the rules.
S1ke. Lil Panda left the game (Disconnect by user.)
S1ke. Lil Panda 's props have been cleaned up
SaNJi<STEAM_0:1:30763494> spawned model models/props_wasteland/cargo_container01.mdl
(ADMIN) RoY4lZ (-AD-): HAHAHA
(ADMIN) Moglizorz: lol.
(VIP) Aidan : pwnt


He pretty much kicked himself.
Jul 24, 2010, 08:09 PM#23
22:07 - Karlicious: Aya
22:07 - Karlicious: just create a facebook
22:07 - Karlicious: create a fake name
22:07 - Karlicious: with a nigger as a profile pic
22:07 - Karlicious: friend my mom
22:07 - Aya: O.O
22:07 - Karlicious: then tell her you're her uncle
22:07 - Karlicious: or something
22:07 - Aya: what.the.dick
22:07 - Aya: this is going on the forum
22:07 - Aya: you fucking weirdo
Jul 24, 2010, 08:11 PM#24
22:07 - Karlicious: Aya
22:07 - Karlicious: just create a facebook
22:07 - Karlicious: create a fake name
22:07 - Karlicious: with a nigger as a profile pic
22:07 - Karlicious: friend my mom
22:07 - Aya: O.O
22:07 - Karlicious: then tell her you're her uncle
22:07 - Karlicious: or something
22:07 - Aya: what.the.dick
22:07 - Aya: this is going on the forum
22:07 - Aya: you fucking weirdo


LOL
Jul 24, 2010, 09:10 PM#25
*image snipped out*

All I see is a giant dick.
Jul 24, 2010, 09:29 PM#26
Well, after the dispute of today with NoobSweeper apparently threatening to DDOS attack the GMod server if he wasn't given VIP, then instead of VIP he was banned, alot of shit happened including this..

Noobsweeper: :o
Noobsweeper: :O
Your chat with Noobsweeper is now a multi-user chat.
Noobsweeper has been invited to chat.
Aya has been invited to chat.
Noobsweeper: Herps?
Aya entered chat.
Noobsweeper: oh Aya...
Aya: hi
Noobsweeper: hi..
Aya: i'm sorry about your grandfather
Noobsweeper: its okay
Aya: :(
Noobsweeper: Im sorry about "DDoS"
Aya: ok :)
Noobsweeper: That i didnt do
Noobsweeper: and not going to do
Aya: and i didnt know you didnt have much money
Noobsweeper: well true
Aya: so yeah
Noobsweeper: I didnt say
Aya: sorry for that too
Aya: i acted like an ass
Noobsweeper: np
Noobsweeper: I understand :)
Noobsweeper: But its just that
Aya: ok
Aya: so anyway
Aya: you know because you are depressed and are having a rough time right now
Aya: maybe you should think about suicide
Aya: its very easy to suicide painlessly and without panick
Aya: you need a balloon like thing to place around you head
Aya: with a small hole
Noobsweeper: DX
Noobsweeper: Dude
Aya: you fill it up with nitrogen
Noobsweeper: I actually wanted to ask
Noobsweeper: Can you give VIPS without needing to pay :I
Aya: nitrogen is preferred over helium because helium makes your body twitch as you are dying
Aya: and while it doesnt hurt
Noobsweeper: aya dude
Aya: it might be annoying
Aya: so nitrogen is preferred
Noobsweeper: Im having bad times can you stop talking about death?
Aya: no
Noobsweeper: AWWW COMEON D:
Aya: i'm trying to help you
Aya: your life will get worse, believe me
Noobsweeper: Im not depressed...
Noobsweeper: Its just that
Aya: it is only humane to explain suicide methods to you now
Noobsweeper: everything costs (and alot)
Aya: yes
Noobsweeper: ONE BATTERY BOX Is 2 euros
Aya: and you will never have any of the things you want
Noobsweeper: thats alot
Aya: like a nice car
Aya: a nice house
Aya: a nice girlfriend
Noobsweeper: I got that
Aya: so just end it now :)
Aya: you dumb faggot
Aya: kill yourself
Aya: did i fool you with my fake apology?
Aya: lol
Aya: idiot
Aya: trust me, someone like you cant fool me
Aya: now fuck off
Aya: and you're banned
Aya: so stop worrying about your VIP
Aya left chat.
Jul 24, 2010, 09:31 PM#27
Well that last part sure is bad for my reputation.

Mind you, he was trying to 'fool' me before. So that's payback.
Jul 24, 2010, 09:33 PM#28
He threatened the server, we don't need to be nice to him.
Jul 24, 2010, 11:30 PM#29
Yeah true, but something like this happened in America and the lady got so sad about it that she actually suicided. As much as you hate minges, surely none of you want them to really die..
Jul 25, 2010, 12:47 AM#30
Well that last part sure is bad for my reputation.

Mind you, he was trying to 'fool' me before. So that's payback.


Even still, it was hillarious!
Jul 25, 2010, 08:46 AM#31
Yeah true, but something like this happened in America and the lady got so sad about it that she actually suicided. As much as you hate minges, surely none of you want them to really die..


I wouldn't care if he died for real. I don't even know him.

And I do admit the last part was a bit mean/harsh, but still, the fucker deserved it.
Jul 25, 2010, 09:57 AM#32
He threatened the server, we don't need to be nice to him.


I second this.
We were talking about yesterday, he wanted VIP on a server that he thought was laggy, Bit wierd right? IMO if a server was laggy I wouldn't play on it.
Also, when he said about DDOS attacking the server instead if he didn't get VIP, Aya said he would get a ban instead, he claimed that he was joking. Hmm.
He also faked quotes saying to Yanick that Karl called him a dick with somthing like,
Karlicious: yanick is a dick

Or somthing along those lines, although Karl had done nothing.

Yeah, Don't think we need to be nice to him.
Jul 26, 2010, 10:19 AM#33
12:17 - Menace: i love you
12:17 - Aya: ok
12:17 - Menace: i love you
12:17 - Aya: ok
12:17 - Menace: i love you aya
12:17 - Aya: ok
12:17 - Menace: i love you
12:17 - Aya: ok
12:18 - Menace: love you
12:18 - Aya: OK GODDAMNIT
12:18 - Menace: love you long time
12:18 - Aya: ni hao
12:18 - Menace: ni hao?
12:18 - Aya: your mom in chinese
12:21 - Menace: no it means hello as far as i recall
12:21 - Aya: indeed
12:21 - Aya: you should've known
12:21 - Menace: ive been to china u fag
12:21 - Aya: you have been there
12:22 - Menace: i did know
12:22 - Menace: just had no idea why u said it
12:22 - Menace: btw i love u aya
12:22 - Aya: ok
12:22 - Menace: remember u always have my support
12:22 - Menace: i think u are a great guy
12:22 - Aya: ok
12:22 - Menace: u wanna make out?
12:22 - Aya: i think maybe you should give me oral sex
12:22 - Menace: sorry im tired
12:22 - Menace: i was just out bicycling
12:22 - Aya: why
12:22 - Menace: on my racer
12:22 - Menace: exercise
12:22 - Aya: and why do you have a racer you awful wannabe
12:23 - Menace: its just for excercise
12:23 - Aya: i hate you
12:23 - Menace: no u dont
12:23 - Aya: ok true
12:23 - Menace: i think you are a great guy
12:23 - Menace: i have to go to dinner
12:23 - Aya: what the
12:23 - Menace: call me once ur dad has had his heart attack
12:23 - Aya: dinner?
12:23 - Menace: i mean lunch
12:23 - Aya: you nigger
12:23 - Aya: ok
12:23 - Aya: yes
12:23 - Aya: bye
12:23 - Aya: eat well
12:23 - Menace: bye sweety
12:23 - Menace: ty
12:23 - Aya: eat well so that your exercise
12:23 - Aya: was all in vain
12:23 - Aya: you fucking idiot
12:23 - Menace: lol
12:24 - Menace: im not trying to lose weight xD
12:24 - Aya: but you should, fatty
12:24 - Menace: : (


wtf

That Menace person is a danish guy I've known for 4 years now. We always have weird random convo's.
Jul 26, 2010, 02:25 PM#34
We always have weird random convo's.


QFT
Jul 26, 2010, 09:00 PM#35
danish guy. always weird random convo's.

sounds like a perfect description of me even though it ain't :ghost:
Jul 27, 2010, 11:27 AM#36
Miku Hatsune - Love Is War has been added to the queue by RoY4lZ//AD
Server cvar 'sv_voiceenable' changed to 0
Server cvar 'sv_tags' changed to gStream,garrysm
Server cvar 'sv_tags' changed to gStream,garrysm
(Thomas NL): yay a song
YoUrMuM ^^: a crap one
(1)senoir chang: lol
(ADMIN) RoY4lZ//AD: HOW DARE
(Thomas NL): it sounds like portal turret
(ADMIN) RoY4lZ//AD: Miku isn't crap D;
(Thomas NL): AAAH
YoUrMuM ^^: yh :D
(Thomas NL): portal turret singing lol
YoUrMuM ^^: :O
YoUrMuM ^^: this crap is ok
(Thomas NL): ANYONE?

Miku Haters :(
Jul 27, 2010, 11:33 AM#37
GaGa Haters >:(

Miku Haters :(


Ok that's 2 now.. Sure it isn't you? xD
Jul 27, 2010, 11:47 AM#38
GaGa Haters >:(

GaGa haters shall burn.

Miku Haters :(

Mike Haters shall be awarded. :)
Jul 27, 2010, 03:23 PM#39
GaGa haters shall burn.

*takes on Fire Proof Suit*
Mentlegen? :chef:
Jul 28, 2010, 06:17 PM#40
Friend bought Starcraft 2

I am Hidan

zapan: meh
zapan: i bought it
zapan: >_<
Hidan ıllılı: NO
Hidan ıllılı: I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
zapan: SRY DADDY
Hidan ıllılı: i dont think we can be friends anymore
Hidan ıllılı: we must both go our own ways
zapan: not this again
zapan: come up with something new
zapan: lets spam uguu at each other
zapan: i start
zapan: uguu~
Hidan ıllılı: uguu~
zapan: uguu~
Hidan ıllılı: uguu~
zapan: uguu~
Hidan ıllılı: okay enough of this shit


So random :v
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