-REAL LIFE-

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ALT FOR NORGE

Danmark hele vejen. Pfft. Norge.. Whatever.

GMod or GTFO

I don't have a real life. My entire life focuses on my internet life. In reality, I am a fat, neckbearded nerd who runs six computers side by side with twelve screens. I am also very pale, never go outside, live in my parent's basement, have never touched a girl - literally. I also have long greasy hair and lots of pimples, I also stutter and never had a job before. My mom cooks for me and does my laundry. I also am extremely uncomfortable around strangers, have never spoken to a girl one on one. I am very awkward to be around and have no friends outside of the internet. I spend my days playing World of Warcraft on six accounts at once and I primarily eat ramen noodles and drink coke light, because I think it helps for my weight.

Any ladies interested?

YES
YES
YES
YES
YES

I don't have a real life. My entire life focuses on my internet life. In reality, I am a fat, neckbearded nerd who runs six computers side by side with twelve screens. I am also very pale, never go outside, live in my parent's basement, have never touched a girl - literally. I also have long greasy hair and lots of pimples, I also stutter and never had a job before. My mom cooks for me and does my laundry. I also am extremely uncomfortable around strangers, have never spoken to a girl one on one. I am very awkward to be around and have no friends outside of the internet. I spend my days playing World of Warcraft on six accounts at once and I primarily eat ramen noodles and drink coke light, because I think it helps for my weight.

Any ladies interested?

I never knew I was so right about you. Damn!
10 points for me!

and I primarily eat ramen noodles

I don't believe you, but the rest sounds true!

Hell yes!

Hell yes!

Motherfuck.

Hell yes!

If thats yours i want to marry you >.>

24 comp00terz? Is that yours?

24 comp00terz? Is that yours?

I wish it were

Funny how none of the computer monitors actually cast a shadow.. Hmm.. Oh well! Probably just me. :3

Must require some crazy sense of multitasking!

24 x porn videos -> fapping. thus no multitasking skills required!

Funny how none of the computer monitors actually cast a shadow.. Hmm.. Oh well! Probably just me. :3

Must require some crazy sense of multitasking!

Nah the bottom ones are reflected in the table but they are reflecting different images to those on the screens, alas shopped

Rofl karl

Funny how none of the computer monitors actually cast a shadow.. Hmm.. Oh well! Probably just me. :3

Must require some crazy sense of multitasking!

Nah the bottom ones are reflected in the table but they are reflecting different images to those on the screens, alas shopped

Well, the reflection seems really off aswell. But I still stand by my previous statement. The sun is falling through the windows to the right, but still there is no shadows from the "feet" of the monitors on the right.