Jamza is just avoiding the topic. He likes it, but doesn't know how to admit it!

Lmfao me and my freind Liam having another random conversation that just hops from thing to thing...



Random convo's ftw.

What happens when you don't listen to what admins say and just carry on building..

god I'm such a funny guy, I lol even when I read this.

Talking about Fallout 3

He does have one, he talks to me on it. </3

Someone on the GMod server on voice chat.

".. it was even better when I did your mum"
"You banged my mum?"
"Yes"
"Was she any good?"
"She was great"
And then he yells in the mic:
"GOOD JOB MUM!"

Keith
Set the wo-orld record
Keith
Yeah he built a shack once
Keith
3rd degree burns on body
Keith
Drove his car off a cliff

Keith
Tried to deep fry turkey
Keith
Yeah he broke his head once
Keith
Got kicked out of his house
Keith
Got rolled by a gator

"You know what suck the head means?"

Never tell your password to anyone.
Pyro Wizard: Hurrrrrrrr.
Pyro Wizard: Hi mecha.
HypaJake: Sup?
Pyro Wizard: Just making Xiili read more NSFW comics.
HypaJake: Nice.
Pyro Wizard: Comics both me and Cliff love.
HypaJake: Send 'em over
HypaJake: Naow.
Pyro Wizard: http://oglaf.com/
Pyro Wizard: http://stuff.veekun.com/rubyquest/
HypaJake: Ruby quest don't looks to NSFW...
Pyro Wizard: But it's really gory.
HypaJake: Ahh, the first one is.
Pyro Wizard: Yep.
HypaJake: I'd ask if you wanted to play TF2, but I'm kinda crap.
HypaJake: I don't have a single hat.
Pyro Wizard: And I don't have TF2.
Pyro Wizard: So I'm technically worse then you.
Pyro Wizard: Be happy.
HypaJake: Wow. Despite all those TF2 pics and naming yourself after a character?
Pyro Wizard: Yep.
Pyro Wizard: A coagulation of two people.
Pyro Wizard: After an awesome TF2 round started in SS13.
Pyro Wizard: You HAVE to talk as Pyro.
Pyro Wizard: Except if you're the scientist traitor.
HypaJake: Really?
HypaJake: Wow.
HypaJake: I bet the cybering was funnier.
Pyro Wizard: Then you just get a jetpack, make a flamethrower and fill your backpack with fuel.
Pyro Wizard: Then lot's of fun ensue as the AI is spamming the radio channels with alerts of random fires everywhere in the station.
Pyro Wizard: While you're screaming "MMPHH!!!!" and running around, flaming people to death.
HypaJake: Heh.
Pyro Wizard: Also, lot's of "SPY SAPPIN' MAH HEAD!" and "WE HAVE A RED SPY HERE!" going around.
Pyro Wizard: Also, I was a wizard as Pyro.
Pyro Wizard: That was one EPIC round.
HypaJake: Wow.
HypaJake: Just wow.
Pyro Wizard: Fireball you bitches while flaming you to death then saying sayonara and getting the fuck out on an emergency shuttle.
Pyro Wizard: Alone.
HypaJake: Wow. I just read a part of one of those comics.
Pyro Wizard: Hah.
HypaJake: There was a spider blowjob
Pyro Wizard: Yep.
Pyro Wizard: That reminded me of that spider in my pants...
HypaJake: I bet that would get vriska hard.
Pyro Wizard: He he he...
HypaJake: Because she's a trap.
HypaJake: That's the joke.
HypaJake: Actually, I meant the boobs.
HypaJake: That don't exist.
Pyro Wizard: It'sa trap!
Pyro Wizard: Vriska's male all the time!
Pyro Wizard: Also, today: Me spouting TF2 memes in the English class.
Pyro Wizard: Nobody understanded, of course.
Pyro Wizard: understood*
HypaJake: Well, in my music class today
HypaJake: My friend banged a tight drum and the teacher blew a whistle.
Pyro Wizard: Banged as in "banged" or just bashed?
HypaJake: It's innuendo.
Pyro Wizard: oh ya
Pyro Wizard: now I know
HypaJake: The more you know...
Pyro Wizard: The more you say "The more you know...".
Pyro Wizard: Woop
Pyro Wizard: This is a monstrosity.
HypaJake: What is?
Pyro Wizard: This abomination adder I created.
Pyro Wizard: What if I...
Pyro Wizard: oh god
HypaJake: What?
Pyro Wizard: THIS IS BULLSHIT.
Pyro Wizard: This thing can't even copy!
Pyro Wizard: Not it's all fucked up!
HypaJake: What, is it GM?
Pyro Wizard: Of course no...
Pyro Wizard: 16 - 2 adder.
Pyro Wizard: Just for fun.
HypaJake: What's this about?
Pyro Wizard: Me fucking around with the electronic adding system.
HypaJake: Where?
HypaJake: On your computer?
Pyro Wizard: Here, on my PC.
Pyro Wizard: How can be a complete nerd and still be awesome?
HypaJake: Use more gun?
Pyro Wizard: Nope.
Pyro Wizard: You have to be me.
Pyro Wizard: Page 256 deserves to be christened with electronics.
Pyro Wizard: NOW ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Pyro Wizard: FUCK YOU IMAGESHACK
HypaJake: I'm now reading ErfWorld again.
HypaJake: FOr some damn reason.
Pyro Wizard: http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/8926/s ... ot011e.png
HypaJake: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Pyro Wizard: The result of my constructive fucking.
HypaJake: HOW MANY FUCKING IRONS DID YOU HAVE IN THE FIRE WHEN YOU FOUND THIS CRAP?
Pyro Wizard: What?
Pyro Wizard: I didn't find it.
Pyro Wizard: I MADE it.
HypaJake: Go burn in hell.
Pyro Wizard: Hahahaha
HypaJake: That simultaeously killed all my neurons.
Pyro Wizard: What?
Pyro Wizard: Neurons?
Pyro Wizard: Now I see how it killed your "neurons".
HypaJake: In the future, I will burn orphanages because of my lack of sentience and morals.
HypaJake: Of course, I do it all the time WITH brain cells, but still...
Pyro Wizard: http://microscopy.fsu.edu/chipshots/int ... elarge.jpg
Pyro Wizard: Wait...
Pyro Wizard: That's kinda smaller then my adder...
Pyro Wizard: what the fuck
Pyro Wizard: Actually...
Pyro Wizard: http://flylogic.net/knohl/i4004/i4004b_200x_lg.jpg
Pyro Wizard: Durrr...
Pyro Wizard: http://flylogic.net/chippics/atmega2560 ... 56_25x.jpg
HypaJake: I'm not even looking at these anymore.
Pyro Wizard: Good for you.
HypaJake: I'll probably lose my anal virginity to one of these pics.
Pyro Wizard: Yes you will.
HypaJake: That's how painful it is to look at them.
Pyro Wizard: Do it.
Pyro Wizard: http://flylogic.net/chippics/atmega2560/fuses.jpg
Pyro Wizard: Ya pussy.
HypaJake: OH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
HypaJake: I looked.
HypaJake: I'm now gay, or mabye bi if I'm lucky.
Pyro Wizard: Hah.
Pyro Wizard: I'm gonna remake that.
Pyro Wizard: And make my PC explode.
Pyro Wizard: But it's still better then ~ATH
HypaJake: Really?
HypaJake: God, have you tried it?
Pyro Wizard: Because such an explosion is not awesome like an explosion due to processor being simulated.
HypaJake: I think you mean sTimulated
HypaJake: Sexually
HypaJake: In bed
HypaJake: By your mom.
Pyro Wizard: Yo, dawg, we put a processor in your processor on your PC so you can make processors while you're making processors make process-
HypaJake: DId I mention in bed?
Pyro Wizard: boom.
HypaJake: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HypaJake: L.
Pyro Wizard: boom.
Pyro Wizard: boom.
Pyro Wizard: worldboom.
HypaJake: Import nuke.
Pyro Wizard: Haxel just gave me a brofist due to my madness.
HypaJake: !get many nukes.
HypaJake: !boom
Pyro Wizard: !get 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 nukes
HypaJake: !get gib_hum(10^10^100)
Pyro Wizard: 100000000^10000000^1000000000
HypaJake: http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/015.jpg
HypaJake: Heh, not that bad.
HypaJake: Wait, why do I say that when I've read book one before.
HypaJake: I mean, ?
Pyro Wizard: I'm just doing awesome with my counter.
HypaJake: Why the fuck does she need to use the MCP to cast a spell?
HypaJake: Although I'm not complaning about the clothes.
HypaJake: I have a neon fetish.
Pyro Wizard: I apparently got a feet fetish...
Pyro Wizard: Know what.
HypaJake: That's nice, I guess...
Pyro Wizard: I need to make a big memory cell.
Pyro Wizard: For this to be saved to.
Pyro Wizard: Every tick, it would be saved to a giant cell.
HypaJake: Make a computer to run that program on.
Pyro Wizard: So I know if it's got any pattern.
HypaJake: In the program.
Pyro Wizard: what
Pyro Wizard: not
Pyro Wizard: no
Pyro Wizard: it's impossible...
HypaJake: And keep doing it.
HypaJake: FOREVAR.
Pyro Wizard: It's NOWHERE near being able to do that.
Pyro Wizard: It's not even an ALU.
HypaJake: Until you break the universe and start a scratch.
Pyro Wizard: It's just a converter piece of crap.
HypaJake: Then you can stop.
Pyro Wizard: Nah.
Pyro Wizard: I gotta learn it to make infinite energy
Pyro Wizard: And use it to propell itself infinitely fast
HypaJake: Isn't that imposible with normal physics?
Pyro Wizard: Then it will crash the universe.
Pyro Wizard: It can be possible.
Pyro Wizard: We could find a loophole.
HypaJake: Maybe...
Pyro Wizard: And this little paradox could fuck shit up.
HypaJake: QUICK< GET ME THE LAWS OF PHYSICS, UNABRIGED!
Pyro Wizard: It could fuck up everything in the past, present and future at the same time.
Pyro Wizard: It would crash the universe it self.
Pyro Wizard: Because you would technically stop time.
Pyro Wizard: Time would stop existing completely.
HypaJake: Wow.
Pyro Wizard: Which means you couldn't stop, nor see anything.
HypaJake: I guess if there was no time, power would last forever.
Pyro Wizard: An infinite numbers of universes would start and end in an infinitely small amount of time.
Pyro Wizard: If we are simulated on a omega computer, it would crash it.
Pyro Wizard: It's like a DDoS from inside the server.
Pyro Wizard: Only that it crashes the whole universe.
HypaJake: Use quantam snack physics then.
HypaJake: Make a computer using marbits.
HypaJake: NAOW.
Pyro Wizard: Nah.
Pyro Wizard: I'll go make an ATOMICAL computer.
HypaJake: No.
Pyro Wizard: Or an electronical replication unit.
HypaJake: The power of junk food is far superior even to ANTIMATTER.
HypaJake: Wait, if you made anti-electrons, and used that in your computer allong with normal electricity it would be pretty fucking cool.
Pyro Wizard: Or TRINARY
Pyro Wizard: I'm thinking up a system for TRINARY.
HypaJake: Or a computer programmed in plain english?
Pyro Wizard: Hey man, parse this, kay?
HypaJake: How about using hexadecimal?
Pyro Wizard: Gotcha, end this.
HypaJake: Like lolcode, but better.
Pyro Wizard: Parse this value to position fifty one, please.
Pyro Wizard: Wait...
Pyro Wizard: I think I just thought up a new system...
HypaJake: Hey, program, get in the snadwich and make me a bitch, kitchen!
Pyro Wizard: Derivenal.
HypaJake: How many numbers?
Pyro Wizard: All of them.
HypaJake: ALL the numbers.
HypaJake: ALl of them.
Pyro Wizard: Yep.
Pyro Wizard: Up to the number of atoms in the universe.
HypaJake: How about a system that uses none of the numbers?
HypaJake: None of the numbers.
Pyro Wizard: Like letters?
Pyro Wizard: Okay.
HypaJake: None of them.
Pyro Wizard: AB.
HypaJake: No.
HypaJake: It uses nothing.
HypaJake: It does not use anything.
Pyro Wizard: thinking...
Pyro Wizard: Biomechanical.
HypaJake: It is coded in IMAGINATION.
Pyro Wizard: Our brains.
Pyro Wizard: Duh.
HypaJake: IMAGINATION powered computers.
Pyro Wizard: Wait..
Pyro Wizard: I just got ANOTHER idea.
HypaJake: With processors made of RAINBOWS.
Pyro Wizard: A system based on randomness.
HypaJake: AND LAZOR.
Pyro Wizard: RANDOMNESS AND LOOPS.
Pyro Wizard: ~ATH
Pyro Wizard: YES.
Pyro Wizard: GONNA MAKE IT NOW.
Pyro Wizard: RIGHT NOW
HypaJake: What, so it changes it's system EVERYFUCKINGSECCOND?
Pyro Wizard: wait
Pyro Wizard: fuck
Pyro Wizard: can't.
HypaJake: Wut?
HypaJake: Wai?
Pyro Wizard: It could pretty much have a giant amount of circuits to use.
HypaJake: Or...
Pyro Wizard: mah god
Pyro Wizard: i just imagined it
Pyro Wizard: oh god
Pyro Wizard: that is so much awesome
Pyro Wizard: so much fucking awesome
Pyro Wizard: BUT SO LAGGY
Pyro Wizard: ARGH
HypaJake: Make a-wait, let me find the word.
Pyro Wizard is now Busy.
Pyro Wizard: busy having my brain explode from awesome.
HypaJake: how about in apeiry?
HypaJake: Infinite sides.
HypaJake: Numbers, rather.
HypaJake: INFINITE systems.
HypaJake: INFINITE possibilities.
HypaJake: There, I made you an Ad campaign, now go make it.
Pyro Wizard: Nope.
Pyro Wizard is now Online.
HypaJake: I'll asume that you aren't responding because you are making it.
Pyro Wizard: Imagine ten circuits, seperate and completely unigue.
Pyro Wizard: unique*
HypaJake: Yes?
Pyro Wizard: Then there is a random number generator from one to the maximal number of possibiliies.
HypaJake: Listen, once we unlock the potential of hammerspace, we can make supercomputer wristwatches.
Pyro Wizard: It would say to what circuits the signal would go.
Pyro Wizard: It could be multiple, and awesome.
Pyro Wizard: But pointless, probably.
HypaJake: SUPERCOMPUTER.
HypaJake: WATCHES.
Pyro Wizard: But it would be a really good example for people that are teaching electronics.
HypaJake: Or, you could fill a universe worth of hammerspace with ellectronics,
Pyro Wizard: Nah.
Pyro Wizard: The size of the Milky Way will be enough.
HypaJake: And then everything with a transmitter could connect.
HypaJake: But, what about when we leave the milky way?
Pyro Wizard: That will create the most confusing heap of giant shit the universe ever knew.
Pyro Wizard: And god would be all like "What the fuck have I done?!" when he would see it.
HypaJake: Also, we could host a game of team fortress 2 with nine villion players, and have the best match ever.
HypaJake: Yes, I MEAN villion.
Pyro Wizard: Nah.
Pyro Wizard: That would need a few billions of petabytes of memory and a 133333333333337 GHz processor.
HypaJake: so?
Pyro Wizard: A processor that is the size of our whole solar system.
HypaJake: A UNIVERSE of computers could handle that with ease.
Pyro Wizard: With 2012 cores.
HypaJake: But this is HAMMERSPACE, where nothing has any weight.
HypaJake: Physics don't apply.
HypaJake: Nothing applies.
Pyro Wizard: That means atoms can't bond or react.
Pyro Wizard: Have fun.
HypaJake: Listen, it's hammerspace.
HypaJake: It can store god hammers.
Pyro Wizard: Which can't exist because nothing applies.
HypaJake: I'm sure it can fit in a computer the size of our solar system.
Pyro Wizard: Not even the constant of energy exists.
Pyro Wizard: There is the true meaning of nothing only.
HypaJake: Well, stop being a sciency dick.
Pyro Wizard: Well, repair what you said.
HypaJake: With all your infinite energy stuff.
HypaJake: Fine, no weight or other things caused by earth.
Pyro Wizard: With all your nothing applies stuff
HypaJake: No mass.
HypaJake: No air.
Pyro Wizard: THat's impossible too.
HypaJake: No transfer of heat.
Pyro Wizard: Air is MATTER goddamnit
Pyro Wizard: If air cannot exist, matter cannot.
HypaJake: Well, through the air anyway.
Pyro Wizard: And that would be bad too.
HypaJake: Matter still exists, but air doesn't. Except where it's put.
Pyro Wizard: No mass = what the fuck I can live
HypaJake: Well, by then humans would have figured a way around that.
Pyro Wizard: Nope.
HypaJake: Why?
Pyro Wizard: You can't go past any laws if you don't have enough energy to alter them.
HypaJake: If we can harness godhammerstorage 101 we can survive a vacuum.
Pyro Wizard: And we would need to have the whole UNIVERSE in our grasp to get such energy.
HypaJake: Well, or the whol UNIVERSE in HAMMERSPACE>
Pyro Wizard: All the matter in the universe equals a SLIGHT, TINY change in laws.
HypaJake: You know, what if you were to turn a bag of holding inside out.
HypaJake: ANswer that, I'll be back later.
Pyro Wizard: But what if you can't turn that bag out.
Pyro Wizard: What if the physics don't allow it, and never did?
Pyro Wizard: Or if there even WAS a bag in the first place?
HypaJake: Lets assume there was for now.
Pyro Wizard: Let's assume that's impossible.
Pyro Wizard: bluh bluh huge bitch
HypaJake: Let's assume that SCREW YOU.
Pyro Wizard: HAH
HypaJake: So, if SCREW YOU was turned inside out, what would happen?
Pyro Wizard: That SCREW YOU isn't material, thus it's impossible.
HypaJake: No, because it's made of FUCK YOUR LOGIC.
Pyro Wizard: But FUCK YOUR LOGIC is impossible and invalid.
HypaJake: With I HAVE MONEY coating.
Pyro Wizard: I HAVE MONEY is useless because there is no real money.
HypaJake: Yes, but that is coated in I HAVE POINTY HAIR YOUR ARGUMENT IS VOID.
Pyro Wizard: I'm a mega nerd and I'm awesome.
Pyro Wizard: I HAVE POINTY HAIR YOUR ARGUMENT IS VOID is invalid because no hair is cool enough to destroy the laws of physics.
HypaJake: But it has a field of DAMN YOU TO HELL. With a rating of BULLSHIT BURN INN HELLS>
HypaJake: *IN.
HypaJake: One sec
HypaJake: Ok, GTG.

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Lmfao this guy is hilarious.

FFS, crop your image. We don't need to see your entire screen, or at least if you are going to do a big screenshot use a suitable file format for internet embedding.