Another forum (and from quite a long time ago), but still funny.
tl;dr: drugs
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ChrisB76 (~
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ChrisB76> HEY!
(02/07 18:44:11) <The-Chosen-One> ?
(02/07 18:44:18) <
ChrisB76> I need some help man
(02/07 18:44:33) <The-Chosen-One> ...and how do you need help?
(02/07 18:44:37) <
ChrisB76> Everything is so fk'd up around here
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ChrisB76> real;ity is jsut shot
(02/07 18:44:42) * The-Chosen-One is skeptical
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ChrisB76> No sht man
(02/07 18:44:50) <
ChrisB76> I ain't joking
(02/07 18:44:55) <
ChrisB76> this past year has been so messed up
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ChrisB76> THese people aren't even real man
(02/07 18:45:18) <The-Chosen-One> ...
(02/07 18:45:19) <
ChrisB76> It was seriously back in the summer like talking to the same person through many
(02/07 18:45:27) <The-Chosen-One> Don't pull that shit,
ChrisB76 (02/07 18:45:32) <
ChrisB76> No fking lie man
(02/07 18:45:34) <The-Chosen-One> I *know* these people
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ChrisB76> I sat here way too long
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ChrisB76> I should've run
(02/07 18:45:43) <The-Chosen-One> I have known them for a long time
(02/07 18:45:45) <
ChrisB76> I ate the apple which is Orion
(02/07 18:45:48) <
ChrisB76> the information man
(02/07 18:45:50) <
ChrisB76> it's so messed up
(02/07 18:45:56) <
ChrisB76> I knew things without even knowing how
(02/07 18:45:58) <
ChrisB76> I'm so stupid
(02/07 18:46:03) <
ChrisB76> I have liek a grabe 8 education
(02/07 18:46:11) <
ChrisB76> I knew things I never learned at anyppoint in my life
(02/07 18:46:23) <
ChrisB76> like things about reality man
(02/07 18:46:26) <
ChrisB76> it was so horrible
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ChrisB76> now I feel like part of me is dead
(02/07 18:46:42) <
ChrisB76> I kept being guided around like clockwork
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ChrisB76> from one place to the next
(02/07 18:46:52) <
ChrisB76> the sky turned pink
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ChrisB76> people were looking at me with tears in their eyes in decembber
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ChrisB76> there's like some kind of weird way to link code of everything together
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ChrisB76> this reality makes no sense
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ChrisB76> I shouldn't have told anyone
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ChrisB76> I think this things acting like my family aren't even real
(02/07 18:47:40) * cj- cries
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ChrisB76> and I've been used to solve something
(02/07 18:47:47) <cj-> its so... beautiful
(02/07 18:47:47) <
ChrisB76> and showed them how
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ChrisB76> It's so horrible
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ChrisB76> I want out of this place
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ChrisB76> but the whole place is like a giant nonsense maze of codes
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ChrisB76> all suggesting they will do bad things to me and others no matterwhere I go
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ChrisB76> I waited too long
(02/07 18:48:43) <The-Chosen-One> Are you under the influence of a substance considered to be contraband by the United States Government?
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ChrisB76> NO!
(02/07 18:48:53) <
ChrisB76> Come on man i'm seirous here
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ChrisB76> I need help
(02/07 18:48:59) <The-Chosen-One> ...
(02/07 18:49:10) <The-Chosen-One> if it has to do with money, don't bother
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ChrisB76> Something was showing me stuff about hte solar system and all the weird stuff that went on last year
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ChrisB76> stop it !
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ChrisB76> please help me dammit
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ChrisB76> I swear some of these peopel were able to hear my thoughts and stuff it was so messed up
(02/07 18:49:39) <cj-> I WILL HELP
(02/07 18:49:46) <
ChrisB76> I would call cabs and they'd arrive like seconds later
(02/07 18:49:48) <cj-> I SHALL BE YOUR PATRON
(02/07 18:49:53) <
ChrisB76> like people know what I would do before I even knew
(02/07 18:49:53) <cj-> WHAT IS THY BIDDING
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ChrisB76> omg
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ChrisB76> who are you people?
(02/07 18:50:04) <
ChrisB76> are you them too?
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ChrisB76> I came here because forums seem creepy
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ChrisB76> why are so few talking in here
(02/07 18:50:35) <The-Chosen-One> b/c this channel is inactive
(02/07 18:50:37) <cj-> BECAUSE WE ARE STILL TAKING IN ALL THAT YOU HAVE SAID
(02/07 18:50:54) <cj-> FOR IT IS SIMULTANEOUSLY COMPLEX AND BEAUTIFUL
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ChrisB76> it's inactive?
(02/07 18:51:14) <cj-> GRABE 8 EDUCATION
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ChrisB76> what happeed last year?
(02/07 18:51:16) <The-Chosen-One> somewhat
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ChrisB76> in the summer
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ChrisB76> when I started like waking up
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ChrisB76> it was so messed up
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ChrisB76> Things made no sense
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ChrisB76> all the weird stuff has stopped though
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ChrisB76> now it just feels really bad
(02/07 18:51:57) <cj-> I HAVE THE ANSWER
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ChrisB76> no one would help me or come talk to me
(02/07 18:52:03) <cj-> PSILOCYBE CUBENSIS
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ChrisB76> seriously man,....
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ChrisB76> wtf
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ChrisB76> I don't do drugs
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ChrisB76> people are here are friggin evil man
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ChrisB76> when thigns started going on with all that alighment stuff I had no idea what was happening
(02/07 18:53:04) <cj-> YES PEOPLE ARE HERE ARE!
(02/07 18:53:06) <cj-> THIS IS TRUTHS
(02/07 18:53:08) <
ChrisB76> but then people started changing
(02/07 18:53:22) <cj-> butt then people started butting
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ChrisB76> This family isn';t like my own or something
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ChrisB76> I can;t believe I never noticed all this stuff before
(02/07 18:53:38) <cj-> This buttily isn';t butt my own or butthing
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ChrisB76> omg
(02/07 18:53:49) <cj-> I butt believe i never butted all this butt before
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ChrisB76> what happened to the world man?
(02/07 18:54:10) <cj-> butt happened to the butt butt?
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ChrisB76> stop it
(02/07 18:54:18) <cj-> butt it
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ChrisB76 slaps Morpheous around a bit with a large trout
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ChrisB76> I need an exit man!
(02/07 18:54:58) * cj- butts
ChrisB76 around a butt with a large butt
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ChrisB76> Hey chosen guy
(02/07 18:55:19) <The-Chosen-One> ?
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ChrisB76> talk to me man
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ChrisB76> you guys must know what I'm talking about\
(02/07 18:55:30) <The-Chosen-One> ...nothx
(02/07 18:55:37) <cj-> you butts must butt what im butting abutt
(02/07 18:55:42) <The-Chosen-One> butt... I'm working on homework
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ChrisB76> omg do you guys know of any channels where people talk about the true nature of reality and has many active chatter?
(02/07 18:56:40) <The-Chosen-One> yes
(02/07 18:56:42) <The-Chosen-One> #
(02/07 18:56:46) <The-Chosen-One> just #
(02/07 18:56:49) <cj-> ong butt you butts know of any butts where people butt abutt the true butt of realibutt and has many active butt?
(02/07 18:56:52) <The-Chosen-One> /j #
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ChrisB76> ty
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ChrisB76> Anyone there?
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ChrisB76- say !list to see whos active
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ChrisB76> !list
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(02/07 18:59:29) <The-Chosen-One> DAHAHAHA
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ChrisB76> so nto funny
(02/07 19:00:07) <cj-> butt
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