Vending Machine
The vending machine is a simple game. All you do is give out and put it. You give out something in exchange for what the person before puts in, then you put something in yourself and the cycle continues.

e.g.
Person 1: You get a loaf of bread, I put in a cup
Person 2: You get a diamond, I put in a magnifying glass.

Rules:
No double posting
No obscenity/rudeness
It doesn't have to make sense.

Ill start us off with:
I put in a baby.

I saw this on another forum. Just sharing the love.

I take out the baby.
I put in a mangled baby.

I take out confusion.
And put WTF is this game back in...

I take out a kitchen knife
I put in CandyMan's severed hands so he can't post crap

I take out CandyMan's severed hands, play soccer with them.
I then put in common sense, because this game needs it.

Well sorry for trying to have some fun. Sheesh.

I take out a HK416 carbine.
I put in C4 exploisives. Bang.

Pick up scraps
Put in scraps

Out:Reclaimed Metal
In:3 Refined Metal
I always play this in the car whenever we are on long trips.

Out: pylon
In: pingas

Out:Leaf
In:Dr. Robotnik

Out: Scratch and Grounder
In: Balls of Steel

I think you have it backwards Dave.
In is what you put in.
Out is what comes out when the previous person puts X in.

My bad

Out: Dead Thread
In: Scraps