Not had such a nice looking dinner in ages.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.

Cool! Made it yourself? If that's the case, WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE EGGS?! XD
They look creepy. You deep fried em?
But it looks great! Alot of different food, almost like taken from a buffet..!
Can we get a plate-breakdown? I want to know what the different things are.

haha yeah got me hungry even though it's kinda suspicious at some parts. Like the eggs?= DD

They are Scotch Eggs, you weirdos.
Eggs wrapped in sausage meat then breadcrumbed and cooked.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotch_egg

orange peppers + lettuce + salad onions, chicken strips, cheesey/herby/carroty maccaroni with mayo, a pork pie (halfed), cucumber slices, 1/4 lorraine kish, 3 oiled and herbed 'new potatos', scotch egg (quartered), fresh ham slices.
In total: A damned nice salad.



Oh, and that yellow/brown/black thing on the left is a rotting banana skin from 3 days ago.

REAL MEN ONLY EAT RAW MEAT.

Oh, and that can at the top left, that's a majestic foreign potion called Irn Bru.

"Are those eggs? Put some breadcrumbs on those eggs... They are SCOTCH eggs! I can have egg and bread in a handy testicle shape snack!" (in scottish accent)

Also, it looks like its already been digested.



WIN!

What the john is Irn Bru?

Its made with GIRDERS

Rofl.

I see you keep your torturing tools at your computer desk. Well played.

IRNNNN BRUU!!! Scottish Milk!

I am glad to see that magical juice upon your table good sir!