Thought I'd give this a try.

Items I am willing to sell:
- 1x "A Deep Commitment to Purple"
- 1x "Vintage Frontier Justice"
- 1x "L'Etranger"
- 1x "The Degreaser"
- 1x "Gloves of Running Urgently"
- 2x "Mann Co. Supply Crate Series 1"
- 2x "Mann Co. Supply Crate Series 2"
- 1x "Class Token - Spy"

Items I will only sell for an advantageous deal: (disregard this unless you're desperate)
- 1x "The Shortstop"
- 1x "Vintage Camera Beard"
- 1x "The Vintage Pain Train"

Items I am looking for:
- Mad Milk
- Any Scout hat
- Any Soldier hat except the Stash
- Any Pyro hat
- Any Demoman hat except the Afro
- Any Engineer hat
- Any Sniper hat except the Bloke's Bucket Hat
- Any Spy hat except the Backbiter's Billycock
- Metal of course

This list is prone to change and will be updaded as necessary. If you are interested, my steam profile is http://steamcommunity.com/id/_y and in-game I am using the name _y .

So you want hats, but you only have worthless stuff to offer.

I was unaware that the Mad Milk and Battalion Backup are hats.
Similarly, I was unaware that paint was worthless.

Assuming everyone has all the weapons in the game and only needs hats is a bit silly though, don't you think?

Yeah, I think everyone knows full well what I mean, but I'll spell it out for you...

I was referring to your long list of hats you want, but you only offer weapons, paint, crates and a camera beard.

But good luck with that lol.

I can offer you a batallion's backup, what do you want to give me in return?

One or two (not any two though) of the following, of course:

No thanks, although I'd settle for some paint

I would give you a Batalion's Backup for a camera beard if you want. =)

Updated main post.



No thanks. The Beard is worth more IMO o.0

I said it because of this post.

I'll give a batallions for two series 2 crates, deal?

Updated OP.



Took me a while to realise that the Beard is worth more than people generally assume... well it's Vintage too so...



I no longer need the Battalion. Would've accepted, otherwise.

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Updated OP again ;p