REAL LIFE (Read before posting!)

Real Life (and your non-existing sex life)

Anything related to real life (and stuff) is allowed here. However, absolutely:

No pornography
pls dont post anything that can get me in jail thx

Still confused? This is allowed (not limited to):

Sex talk
Alcohol talk
Girlfriend advice shit (help me thread)
Pictures are a thing (somebody make IRL pic v2 megathread plz)